Fifty Shades of Grey read by Ellen Degeneres, video below. Ellen wonders if she should paraphrase the book’s racier scenes. At one point she even says “I don’t think he should use a spatula for that.  If you go to Anastasia’s house don’t eat the pancakes!”

Watch Ellen’s spoof after the jump. Ellen even uses sound effects and all, bringing her own props before deeming herself as “not the right person to narrate” You’ll barely be able to contain youself…and clearly Ellen was having trouble, too, which is rare for the comedian.

What did you think of the narration? Would you buy an audio book read by Ellen?

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